The 2009 Takeover!!

Ok TECHNOLOGY has taken over our lives...Technology is an alien that came to Bill Gates and said take me to you leader, and now it has consumed us!! I had to research this and based on my findings, I have come up with the following symptoms/signs to show how you may have been TECHNOLIZED!!!

1. Your carry your digital camera everywhere you go, because you never know when a Kodak moment will happen

2. AND SINCE YOU CARRY YOUR CAMERA, you make every moment a Kodak moment.

3. U have mastered texting while TALKING on your cell phone, and if your in a place you can’t say certain things, u text them to the person you are currently talking to.

4. I just typed U in my findings instead of YOU…which brings me to the next thing, you find it hard to type PROFESSIONAL documents, thanks to texting and internet jargon.

5. You can read this sentence: ROTFLMBHYBO SMH

6. You check social sites (Facebook, Myspace, etc.) from your phone, because you don’t feel like being in front of the computer, but when someone post a video, you run to the computer to see it!!!

7. You will die if you leave your cell phone home or worst, lose it.

8. You no longer wear a watch, because you use your cell phone to tell the time OR WORST YET you wear a watch and someone asks for the time and you check it on your cell phone.

9. THEY HAD TO CREATE THE WII TO GET US ACTIVE AGAIN

10. We all think we are musicians now thanks to RockBand and Guitar Hero.

11. You haven’t bought a cd since Jodeci was out

12. You only go to the mall because you need something to wear TODAY, if it was 2 days or later from now, you’d order online!!

13. YOU ORDER PIZZA ONLINE!!!

14. At concerts, during a great song, you put your cell phone in the air (back in the day they used lighters…that’s your history lesson for the day)

15. You text someone an urgent question and get mad when it takes then forever to text you back

16. You find yourself saying this “Wait, let me look it up on my phone”

17. You use picture mail to help you make decisions on what dress to wear, or which item to pick from a store

18. You say this while using picture mail “I am about to send this to you, call me back when you get it”

19. They way you keep in touch with your circle of friends is via email chain, facebook AND texting.

20. You lose your mind if you are in an area where there is no reception

If you suffer from any of these symptoms, try to take a technology-free vacation…or think about your life 10-15 yrs ago…where the only phone you had was a stationary at your house and just check your voicemail to see who called you while you were out being productive. For those who can, think about like when there wasn’t caller id, when we used 7 digits to dial a number, when there were no “home pc’s”, and you went outside to play with your friends instead of checking their facebook statuses…SORRY BUT YOU HAVE BEEN TECHNOLIZED!!! (yes, I meant to type TECHNOLIZED not technologized..I like TECHNOLIZED better)

Written By: Kionne T. Agent (give me my credit if you repost this!!!)

Ok...the Grammy's Run Down KTA Style!!!

Hmmmm where to start...oh yeah WHITNEY

Was it me, or was she high or drunk....she looked great...but umm yeah pray for her!!






Can we say worst performance EVER!!

Just wrong...why were they matching, and what was that poodle on Kanye's head...please don't me see guys rocking the old school shag...I can't take it...and what was up with the OJ gloves???

I love Jay, but this was a lil too random for me....and I so need him to cut his hair (ASAP)!!!

Who are these people and why did they win so many awards and no one I talk to know who they are???

I loved this perfomance, HATED MIA's outfit, but props to her for performing on her due date...but that's no excuse for fashion abuse!!!

J. Hud almost made me cry, I am so glad to see her back on the scene!!

Ok, that is all I have for now, because I only watched half of the show, I just wanted to see the Swagga like us performance....oh wait Jonas Bros and Stevie WOWZERS!!!